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Short circuits

As it sounds, there are a few circuit breakers throughout the body that when pressed with enough force they manually prevent ejaculation. Learning to use them properly takes a little time, but once you are familiar, these can provide the ultimate emergency safeguard against any ejaculation before you are ready.

MILLION DOLLAR SPOT
A long time ago a Tantric Master named Lu the Immortal discovered a place on the body that when pressed with adequate force would manually delay ejaculation for as long as required. He ordered his disciples to guard this secret closely, and made them vow never to reveal it to any outsiders. The legend goes that around the turn of the twentieth century a wildly wealthy American, (who will go un-named) was on a journey in Western china, home of the disciples of the legendary Lu the Immortal. He had heard of their abilities, and sought to learn the ancient ways in order to improve a modern problem of his own.

Most of the masters he encountered were taken aback by his loud and abrasive mannerisms, and if they told him anything, they spoke only in intentionally vague and mystical language. In one of these sessions in particular, a younger master (and by younger I mean in his early 60's) was repeating through a translator the fable of the cobra. "While coiled, the cobra is quiet and poised. But when he strikes he becomes vulnerable." The American had simply had enough. In a wild outburst he exclaimed, "God, Damnit, isn't there just some spot I can push!" A very old and wise master who had been sitting in the corner of the room broke into a very uncharacteristic smile. This caught the American's attention.

In perfect English he spoke. "There is a spot, that if you push it, you can delay your ecstasy for as long as you wish." The American knew how to spot a bullshitter, but saw nothing but truth in the master's eyes. Intrigued, he asked in his most polite and beseeching voice. "Well where the hell is it..." The master replied, "I will tell you. for a million dollars." The American laughed, and then stared back into the long-beard's unflinching eyes. "Alright, I'll pay it." According to the story he did just that. In that place a great temple was built, and for the first time ever, Lu the Immortal's secret was revealed to the western world. The "million dollar spot" is in the area you might have heard called the 'grundle' or the 'taint', which is that strange stretch in between the scrotum and the anus.

The optimal pinpoint to push varies slightly from person to person, so start somewhere dead in the middle and adjust accordingly. Sufficient pressure on this area preceding ejaculation will prevent the semen from shooting up the vas-deferens, and will cause it to harmlessly return to the source, allowing you to continue lovemaking at your leisure. It is normal to feel your perineum contracting, just continue to apply the pressure until the contractions cease. It will have the sensation of orgasm, without the ejaculation, so you'll be able to keep going. And you thought that area was worthless.

ADVANCED TIP
Try sitting on a chair with a racquetball (or similar) pressing up against the spot. Have your lover straddle you and she is ready to ride all night long.



Rounding the bases

When it comes to pleasing a lover, intercourse is only the tip of the iceberg. A solid knowledge of everything leading up to the sex will lay the proper foundation and make you more of a complete and well-rounded lover. Just remember, every minute you spend in experienced foreplay will pay it's dividend three-fold when it comes time for intercourse. Also, if you want to take the pressure off your performance, it is never a bad idea to give your lover an orgasm before you even begin!

A good percentage of women prefer oral sex to intercourse, so shhh... no more talking, your tongue has work to do. Surprisingly, in an informal survey of women conducted by Legend's Gym, well over half of the men giving oral were categorized as "having no clue what they were doing." This was followed by the resounding challenge, "It's not that hard, its only one spot!" To which was replied, "Right, and which spot was that again?" For those of you who need that question answered, it's the clitoris (that little hooded thing resting on the top of the vagina). The number one complaint was that men seemed to be getting lost, and were wandering all around the vagina like children separated from their parents at the mall. 'Would the child of Cun E. Lingus please return to the Clitoris? Thank You.' Now that we got that straight, here's what you do when you get there...

THE KISS
Don't underestimate the power of a kiss.

THE SECRET OF THE UPPER LIP
There is a meridian, or energy channel, that runs from the upper lip of a woman's mouth, directly to her clitoris. It is called the "wisdom conch-like nerve" and if you caress it with your lips, and tease it with your teeth, it will subconsciously stir her excitement. Which will subconsciously get her aching to have sex with you.

Manual Stimulation

The percentage of women who can have an orgasm from intercourse alone is well under 30%. The problem simply being that there is not enough clitoral stimulation. That is why it is important to be able to take your ‘Manus’ which is Latin for 'hand', and simultaneously stimulate the clitoris concurrently with penetration. The motion for stimulation is generally a circular brushing of the clitoris. Depending on your position this is not always an easy thing to do. Practice different positions with your STU, and find which ones are suited for manual stimulation. You can combine this technique with any of the above routines, or any of your normal lovemaking rhythms. If you are gentle and smooth, 9 times out of 10, your efforts will be appreciated. For positions in which you are unable to reach the clitoris, try and help your lover feel comfortable about touching herself while you are inside her.